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TrailerBytes: The Paperboy, Skyfall and Nobody Walks

TrailerBytes with Dan Spritz

The Paperboy

This is the movie where Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron. That very fact probably makes any associated marketing strategy superfluous. If it doesn’t though, this trailer isn’t going to do it any favors. In the opening clip, Kidman, Efron, and Matthew McConaughey appear to be engaging in some sort of competition to use the most ludicrous southern accent imaginable. It’s not a good look, but it also might be the most lucid part of the trailer. After that, it’s just a mess. Kidman wants to get her fiancé (John Cusack) out of jail, and she enlists journalists Efron and McConaughey to help her. I don’t believe she understands the legal process. Regardless, they seem to do very little, while Efron and Kidman do have an affair. Then, to everyone’s surprise, Cusack is let free. Why? I suppose the better question is, why not? He emerges from jail, and violence ensues, because what else is a movie going to do with a character who’s just been set free? (No, Nicole does not pee on Zac in this trailer.)

The Paperboy


I don’t believe this trailer is two and a half minutes. Only time dilation could allow so much information to be so clearly conveyed in such a short period of time. It sounds like an amazing movie, so let’s just run down the beats:

  • After a lack of room forces a sniper to shoot at someone James Bond (Daniel Craig) is fighting with, Bond is hit with the bullet, forcing him to fall off a train, presumably to his death. Why didn’t they trust Bond to kill the thug himself? It’s what he does, and pushing someone else off would certainly have been easy.
  • A flash drive with the identity of every agent embedded in a terrorist organization has fallen into the wrong hands. Why would they put all of that information on something like that? That’s just asking for trouble.
  • Bond comes back from the dead, because resurrection is apparently his only hobby. Aren’t drinking and womanizing his hobbies? Whatever.
  • There’s a new Q (Ben Whisaw), and he looks like he’s 24. Precocity is hilarious!
  • Bond is given a gun that only responds to his signature. I imagine this will come into play at a climactic moment.
  • Javier Bardem plays a villain (and brothel owner) who traffics in a deeper fear that anyone can imagine. Settle down Cillian Murphy, I’m sure he also has tricks up his sleeve.
  • Bond meets a blond Bardem who is, in fact, terrifying.
  • Bond has a sex scene where a woman shaves his beard. I have no further comments.

Nobody Walks

This movie, co-written by Lena Dunham(!!!) offers up the rare love sextet. In the top tier of maybe-philandering, we have filmmaker/producer/rich LA person John Krasinski helping young filmmaker/not-yet producer/up-and-coming LA person Olivia Thirlby with the sound on her movie. In the next tier of maybe-philandering we have Rosemarie DeWitt entering into a doubly-forbidden relationship with Justin Kirk (she plays Krasinski’s wife / Kirk’s therapist). I don’t predict it will end well. In the third tier we have not philandering, but a relationship that is presumably frowned upon between DeWitt’s (and Krasinski’s?) daughter and Krasinski’s assistant. Amazingly, Dylan McDermott shows up and has no romantic interactions with anyone. As convoluted as that may all sound, it makes for a compelling trailer. It’s amazingly sensual, to the point that it sexualizes a lemon in a way that makes sense. I’d be worried about the acidity. though More importantly, this trailer introduces angry John Krasinski. Have you ever seen John angry? I certainly haven’t, and I want to see more. The potential there is limitless.

Dan Spritz / Cherry On Top / @DanSpritz

Nicole Kidman sexted her ‘Paperboy’ director?

Short version of the story: kinda but not really. Long story: Nicole Kidman was so enamored with the chance to play a nymphomaniac in The Paperboy, despite director Lee Daniels' belief that the movie was too low-budget for her, that she took sexy pictures of herself and sent them to him. Also important to keep in mind: Lee is gay, so she may as well have been sending him pictures of flowers. So no actual sexting! Yay! Us Weekly reports:

"Lee said, ‘Look, we’ve got no money, you’re going to have to do your own hair and make-up,’" Kidman, 44, explained of her first discussion with Daniels, whose last film was Precious.

"So I actually went into my bathroom and I got out the fake tan and put on fake eyelashes and got a hairpiece thing that was platinum, threw it all on and texted a photo to Lee in all these different provocative positions," she said of her sexy session of self portraits. "That’s how it came together."

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what the movie’s about, it apparently has something to do with Nicole peeing all over Zac Efron. Via Vulture:

It’s a wild moment … and yet even that can’t hold a candle to the coming golden shower. Later in the movie, as Efron’s romantic ardor for Kidman is at its peak, the two head to the beach, where he decides to cool down with a dip in the ocean. Naturally, he is attacked by CG jellyfish. (Only the sixteenth weirdest thing to happen in this movie.) Covered in sting marks, he barely manages to drag himself to shore, and when Kidman is alerted to the attack by some comely girls who surround Efron, she pushes them away, pops a squat, and out comes number-one. And yes, you get a close-up of the stream. This is a movie that often seems to be missing important transitional scenes or specific inserts, but you had better believe that when Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron, that camera is there.

Yes. That happened. Here is my $15. Please give me a ticket.

Zac Efron, Matthew McConaughey and Nicole Kidman

Zac Efron talked condoms!

Earlier this week, Zac Efron accidentally dropped a condom on the whatever-colored carpet it was at the premier of The Lorax. You know, because children’s movie premiers are apparently some sort of Caligula-esque orgy of hot, torrid celebrity trysts (You should have seen the one they had at the premiere of Cars 2. Cuh-ray-zay!) Anyway, in an interview Matt Lauer for the Today Show, Zac finally admitted that yes, it was a condom, and yes, you should probably wear one when you’re banging.

But first he had to get him to say anything: Lauer asked Zefron to “take me through what happened” and the actor chuckled, rubbing his mouth, and said: “I don’t want to take you through it.”

Lauer persisted, and Efron admitted he did drop something: “I never really had a pocket-checking policy when I was going on the red carpet before, but now we’ve fully instated one.”

So Lauer spelled it out: “You dropped a — a condom on the red carpet.”

"That was really hard for you to say!" shot back Efron, laughing.

Clearly, educational opportunities abound in this film; as Lauer noted over the condom-dropping incident, it’s better to be safe than sorry about such matters.

"That’s a great message," said Efron. "To add to the many messages in the film."

Seriously Lauer, you’re an adult, how is it this hard for you to say “condom”? Watch this: Condom condom condom put a condom on your cock before sex. See? That wasn’t so hard. I mean my God, if we can’t even say “condom” without giggling like school girls, how in the hell are we supposed to openly and honestly discuss safe sex with teens, before they screw up and get pregnant and/or STDs?

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Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet!

Because apparently, an animated kids movie based on a Dr. Seuss book is one massive pussy parade, Zac Efron brought a condom with him to the premiere of The Lorax, because hey, you never know right? You’re sitting there in the theater, when all of a sudden some celebrity cougar mom starts making the moves on you while a mustachioed demon with the voice of Danny DeVito lectures you about environmentalism, and then whoops, you’re humping in the bathroom. But hey, kudos to Zac for at least being smart enough to carry around a condom. Hey, sexual health is important, so it’s good to see someone being responsible about these things. Also: it looks like he’s packing down below too. I know a Magnum when I see one. Get it gurl!

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Demi Moore and Zac Efron?!

As more and more reports surface claiming that Demi Moore is clinging to extreme youth (by which I mean she really wants to be sixteen apparently) this one about how she tried to initiate a hook-up with Zac Efron might be the least sad at this point, because as everyone knows, banging Zac is way better than sucking nitrous oxide out of an empty can of whipped cream. Us Weekly reports:

"She’s been really down, and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better," an insider tells Us of Moore, who’s been obsessed for years with staying young and thin. “She’s been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things,” another source says. One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, 24, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33. A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” the High School Musical star at a party in L.A.’s Venice neighborhood, an insider tells Us. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

So basically, Ashton Kutcher ruined Demi Moore when he dumped her, because as everyone knows, Ashton ruins everything he touches. He’s like the King Midas of abject failure. Anyway, Demi is apparently so ruined now that she can only feel good about herself by fucking young dudes. Yeah, that sounds right when you remember that Demi lives and works in a place where they would rather cast a blonde whore than a talented actress for any part whatsoever.

Demi Moore and Zac Efron

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Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron have a playdate!

FitnessBytes with Wes FergusonIt’s not difficult to imagine Kellan Lutz and Zac Efron enjoying man-on-man playtime (I’ll let that dirty daydream marinate for a moment … aaaand we’re back) the two are in fact fond of playing around — on the playground.

Zac Efron and Kellan Lutz

Both muscle hunks have been spotted working it out away from the gym. Zac hit up a jungle gym while on a break from filming in Louisiana, while Kellan got pumped on the rings at the Santa Monica pier.

Who needs a gym? Anybody can take advantage of their surroundings and turn them into makeshift exercise machines. Not near a park? Since nobody reads books, you can use them as dumbells. Milk or water jugs also make great free weights. (see more weight & gym free exercises on my blog)

Point is, its summer. Get out and play. If you get too hot and tired to go on, there are always hotties awaiting to be ogled. Hey, eyeballs are muscles too! *W*


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