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Vanessa Paradis hates Amber Heard!

A little while back, Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp finally split up even though they were rumored to have split up long, long before. Anyway, people automatically assumed that Johnny had dumped Vanessa for his The Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. Except … ummm, Amber is a lesbian, I think? And she has a girlfriend for almost two years now? Yeah … The Daily Mail reports:

Her sombre mood was perhaps understandable considering claims that Vanessa labelled her a ‘man-stealing nobody’. Vanessa is said to have told friends she is determined that Amber, who was first linked to Depp when they starred in The Rum Diary, will not bond with the pair’s children, Lily-Rose and Jack. A source told Now: ‘Vanessa’s devastated that Johnny’s dumped her. She blames Amber and calls her a man-stealing, two-bit nobody and has vowed to not let her anywhere near their children.’

I mean granted, I can’t find a quote from her where Amber says specifically that she’s a lesbian, just that she was in love with a woman and that she didn’t want to hide that part of her life, but still, I usually assume that if a woman is in a committed relationship with another woman, she usually doesn’t steal another woman’s man. I know, I know, that was weird.

Vanessa Paradis, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split!

Good news if you have a thing for douchey-looking, out of touch hipsters who have essentially been making the same two movies for the past decade: Johnny Depp has split with his partner, Vanessa Paradis after fourteen years as a couple. Here’s the info I gleaned from The Daily Mail, which is incredibly hard to do when their idea of writing involves solitary sentences sandwiched between onslaughts of giant pics.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split after nearly 14 years together. The actor’s publicist announced this afternoon that the couple had ‘amicably separated’ and added: ‘Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.’ The couple, who have two children, Lily-Rose, 13, and nine-year-old Jack, haven’t been seen at a public event together since 2010.

Wait, didn’t they break up a couple years ago? Or is this one of those “we pretty much stopped trying a while back, but we’ve just been going through the motions for a while in a vain attempt to reconcile what is essentially unsalvageable?” Because believe me, my parents did that for a good five years. It never works.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split?

So a couple weeks back, a rumor circulated that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split up, and I kind of ignored it because (A) It was a rumor, and not a very exciting one, and (B) Johnny Depp? Meh. Anyway, now it’s showing up again as the cover story of People magazine, which is usually pretty good about not reporting on straight-up bullshit, so these two might actually be for reals dunzo.

Once upon a time, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour. But that time is no more, and now the couple largely reside in L.A. – when they are in the same city at all. Depp, 48, and Paradis, 39, who are parents to Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, have not appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year. Multiple sources tell People in this week’s cover story that the relationship is all but officially finished. In fact, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one insider: “It’s so sad.”

Well, I guess if anyone out there has ever wanted to bang a pair of hipster skeletons with shitloads of money, now’s your chance. Go nuts I guess.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis

Is Angelina Jolie a maneater?

good morning! although everything appears to be fine with brad pitt and angelina jolie (the couple was at the DGA awards this past weekend - looking more in love than ever) the latest issue of STAR magazine claims she has set her sights on her upcoming co-star johnny depp! soon ms. jolie will be heading to italy (supposedly without brad and the kids) to film the tourist with mr. depp - who’s not married to his long-time partner vanessa paradis but they appear to be a rock solid couple - i highly doubt he’d mess around with angelina - this is just another lame attempt to stir up trouble for brangelina - i’m not buying into this at all! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo

PS what?! reese witherspoon and gerard butler?! who hasn’t he screwed in hollywood?!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s relationship is in full meltdown mode — and Angie’s wasting no time moving on. She has her sights already set firmly on sexy Johnny Depp, her costar in her new movie. The serial seductress plans to snare Johnny, when thy work on The Tourist in romantic Venice, Italy, Star reports in our Feb. 15 issue. She’s already started—with the same wiles she used to lure Brad out of his marriage to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

While going over the script, Angie insisted that she needed to meet alone with Johnny at his LA compound to “discuss his acting method,” a friend reveals exclusively to Star. “She’s already spent hours there drinking red wine with Johnny,” the insider tells Star. And when she’s not working her charms on Johnny in person, she’s been bombarding him with flirty e-mails and burning up the phone lines.

Angie has a reputation for falling for her costars. Both of her husbands and Brad were on movies with her when they fell in love. And she has proven she has no boundaries — she stole Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern and Brad from Jen. Now she’s setting a trap for Johnny, who has two children with long-time love Vanessa Paradis. “She goes on and on about how fabulous Johnny is,” reveals the friend. “She’s intense and goes for anything and anyone she wants. She has no limits!” SOURCE

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