Ignore for a moment the obvious issue of campaign finance reform this brings up. Ignore for a moment the insane amount of money the richest of the rich will give to candidates for the sake of keeping their own personal interests in check. Ignore for a moment that technically speaking, this is essentially the thinking behind bribery. Ignore for a moment how bitterly divided Americans are on key issues, because in this video, Sarah Silverman scissors her dog. SARAH SILVERMAN SCISSORS HER DOG DUCK.
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Yes, it’s that time of the year, where a famous comedian roasts the President in a weird, socially awkward attempt at convincing the country that congress actually has a sense of humor about itself. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t have pretended that John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi are intelligent representatives. Anyway, Jimmy Kimmel and President Barack Obama both did stand-up bits, both of them were pretty good, if not great. Also this weekend, FOX News finally proved how much they hated the President by invitingKim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan to the event. Yes, Greta Van Susteren will throw a shit fit over Louis C.K., but will gladly invite a washed up starlet and a useless famewhore? Nicely done.
A French politician used ‘N****s in Paris’ in a video?
There’s nothing more embarrassing than an old, out of touch white guy trying to co-opt rap culture in order to make themselves seem ‘hip with it’. Except for when you accidentally walk out of the bathroom with your fly undone and your dick hanging out. That’s way worse. Anyway, French presidential candidate François Hollande decided to create a campaign video to show how close he is to the common man, and he did so by using Kanye West and Jay-Z’s hit song, N****s in Paris. Just putting this out there, but if you can’t write the title of a song without the use of four asterisks, DON’T USE THE SONG. Yes, it’s a kick-ass track, but still, super inappropriate especially in the hypersensitive world of politics.