Full disclosure: Doritos are the grossest thing ever in theory. There’s something about weird greasy chips covered in cheese powder that I find inherently unsettling, although this fact will not stop me from eating an entire bag if I eat so much as one. It’s a slippery slope. Anyway, here’s a clip of Kylie Mingoue eating one off True Blood hottie Joe Manganiello’s prosthetic tummy on The Soup, because WUT DA FUQ.
Please just stop everything you are doing right now and watch this brand new music video from Kylie Minogue for her latest track Timebomb which dropped earlier today. Not only does she look completely amazing, this song is incredible. What a nice unexpected treat from one of my favorite ladies of pop.
Kylie Timebomb is available on iTunes now.
Click here to buy. Directed & Edited by Christian Larson
And now for a touch of levity after being forced to sit on the edge of my seat for three hours waiting to hear whether the celebrity mistake (aka Lindsay Lohan) would be going to jail. At a Kylie Minogue concert in Perth the other day, a guy in what I’m assuming is some sort of weird bird costume asked his boyfriend to marry him, which is totally adorable and somehow managed to knock the gayness of a Kylie concert up a notch. I mean on its own, a gay engagement would have been a lateral move, but with the added bonus of a bird costume? Up it goes.
