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Kendra Wilkinson is done going topless!
As someone who’s been writing comedy on the web for over three years now, I have closely followed Kendra Wilkinson's career, which I'm sure must come as a shock to you. Kendra has a career? I was floored too. Anyway, Kendra is embarking on another season of a reality TV show you've probably never seen (this time it's called Kendra on Top), and has announced that she will never again flash her boobs for fame and money. Not gonna lie: I’m pretty crushed right now. Us Weekly reports:
"You will see the [traditional] Kendra antics on my new show, but I have retired a couple things, like Playboy and the nudity,” Kendra on Top star Wilkinson, 27, explains. “I just figure that there’s more to life than getting nude and showing your boobs. I have added a lot of layers to my life and I’m more spontaneous now than I once was, but I don’t have to take off my top.”
So how long do you think this is going to last? I feel like this embargo on boobs will end in about five minutes, after she tries to pay for a Frappuccino with nipple slips.
Kendra: “Five bucks for frozen coffee? Well, FLASH!”
Barrista: “Ma’am, you’re flashing a Keurig.”
Kendra: “… You win this round, unemployable art students.”
Kendra Wilkinson: TALENTZ. I DO NOT HAZ DEM LOL.
No way. Really? Apparently, someone must have finally gotten through to Kendra Wilkinson, because here she is telling People magazine that she has no talent.
"I never ever see myself as a celebrity or famous so I poke fun at that," the reality star told People while hosting MGM Grand’s Wet Republic pool party on Friday. “I just say what I do. I have no talent. I have nothing to offer.” Wilkinson, who pranced around her VIP cabana in a white bikini and blue see-through cover-up, said she appreciates her status as a reality star on Kendra but doesn’t take it for granted. “I live my life on TV – it’s like a home video,” Wilkinson, 26, says of the show, which documents her life with husband Hank Baskett and their son Hank IV. “I’m very aware of what I do and I’m very aware of how quickly my career could end. Every season I cross my fingers and hope the show gets picked up but it’s out of my hands and in my fans’ hands.”
Here’s the thing: it’s fantastic that Kendra is self-aware. Great for her. That being said, if you went to a hospital and the first thing your doctor said was “I have no medical expertise whatsoever, but I’m cheap so why not take a chance on me?” You probably wouldn’t use them. If you’re in the entertainment business, it should be because you have some sort of talent or ability to entertain people. If you knowingly have zero talent yet still expect people to pay you for having no talent, you’re doing it wrong.