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Vanessa Paradis hates Amber Heard!

A little while back, Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp finally split up even though they were rumored to have split up long, long before. Anyway, people automatically assumed that Johnny had dumped Vanessa for his The Rum Diary co-star Amber Heard. Except … ummm, Amber is a lesbian, I think? And she has a girlfriend for almost two years now? Yeah … The Daily Mail reports:

Her sombre mood was perhaps understandable considering claims that Vanessa labelled her a ‘man-stealing nobody’. Vanessa is said to have told friends she is determined that Amber, who was first linked to Depp when they starred in The Rum Diary, will not bond with the pair’s children, Lily-Rose and Jack. A source told Now: ‘Vanessa’s devastated that Johnny’s dumped her. She blames Amber and calls her a man-stealing, two-bit nobody and has vowed to not let her anywhere near their children.’

I mean granted, I can’t find a quote from her where Amber says specifically that she’s a lesbian, just that she was in love with a woman and that she didn’t want to hide that part of her life, but still, I usually assume that if a woman is in a committed relationship with another woman, she usually doesn’t steal another woman’s man. I know, I know, that was weird.

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split!

Good news if you have a thing for douchey-looking, out of touch hipsters who have essentially been making the same two movies for the past decade: Johnny Depp has split with his partner, Vanessa Paradis after fourteen years as a couple. Here’s the info I gleaned from The Daily Mail, which is incredibly hard to do when their idea of writing involves solitary sentences sandwiched between onslaughts of giant pics.

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split after nearly 14 years together. The actor’s publicist announced this afternoon that the couple had ‘amicably separated’ and added: ‘Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.’ The couple, who have two children, Lily-Rose, 13, and nine-year-old Jack, haven’t been seen at a public event together since 2010.

Wait, didn’t they break up a couple years ago? Or is this one of those “we pretty much stopped trying a while back, but we’ve just been going through the motions for a while in a vain attempt to reconcile what is essentially unsalvageable?” Because believe me, my parents did that for a good five years. It never works.

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'Lone Ranger' is going way over budget!

When we last checked in on the Lone Ranger, Johnny Depp was playing a Native American stereotype and we were all pretending like that wasn’t totally offensive. Well, here comes karma because apparently the movie is now ballooning its budget and way behind schedule. Whoops. Via Hollywood Reporter:

Insiders say the movie, which began shooting Feb. 28 in New Mexico, is not only running days or possibly weeks behind its 120-day shooting schedule, it’s also over its revised budget. Several sources say the effects-heavy Lone Ranger is now back at its original cost of $250 million, while one source close to the production says it has surpassed that figure. “It’s up to a number they didn’t want,” says one insider. Verbinski is again being asked to cut scenes — he already made such sacrifices as losing a major train sequence in the first round of trims — and rewrites are underway, according to a source. (A Disney spokesperson says the $250 million budget number is inaccurate.)

Hmmmmm … does anyone else remember a certain other Disney movie that cost $250 million that ended up flopping so hard that a high-ranking Disney exec had to resign over it? Because I’m sure that won’t happen again, right? … right?

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Johnny Depp as Barnabas Collins

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis split?

So a couple weeks back, a rumor circulated that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split up, and I kind of ignored it because (A) It was a rumor, and not a very exciting one, and (B) Johnny Depp? Meh. Anyway, now it’s showing up again as the cover story of People magazine, which is usually pretty good about not reporting on straight-up bullshit, so these two might actually be for reals dunzo.

Once upon a time, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour. But that time is no more, and now the couple largely reside in L.A. – when they are in the same city at all. Depp, 48, and Paradis, 39, who are parents to Lily-Rose, 12, and Jack, 9, have not appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year. Multiple sources tell People in this week’s cover story that the relationship is all but officially finished. In fact, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one insider: “It’s so sad.”

Well, I guess if anyone out there has ever wanted to bang a pair of hipster skeletons with shitloads of money, now’s your chance. Go nuts I guess.

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Johnny Depp fall down go boom!

So after last week’s little “being rich and beloved despite doing less work than most people equals rape" comments, Johnny Depp ended up getting followed by some paparazzi in Hollywood, which must have really sucked because he left his rape whistle at home. (This is why I keep mine attached to my house keys.) Anyway, some guy who I assume to be in Johnny’s entourage decided to protect him from the evil, evil cameras by bear hugging him into the fucking sidewalk, and now we can all share a laugh because HA! Rich people go splat! Priceless. Via TMZ:

Depp seemed a little woozy as he left a fancy gastropub called 25 Degrees … and while his friend tried to escort the actor to a waiting SUV, they both crashed hard to the pavement. Johnny got up … and eventually made it to the car, where he flashed some kind of random salute to the paps … apparently meaning he was okay.

To be fair, maybe this wouldn’t have happened if Depp had a little more meat on his bones and wasn’t so skinny that a slight breeze would knock him on his ass. Or maybe if he stopped wearing like fifty bajillion scarves when he goes out. Either one of those. Although you just know that while he was down, all he could think was “oh no! This is exactly what rape feels like! I know because I saw it reenacted in movies which are just like real life! EEEEEEEK!”

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Yes, i have a dirty mind …

… doesn’t it look like johnny depp is getting serviced in the picture below? looking all relaxed and at ease! who might be providing the services? his co-star angelina jolie! the two were spotted filming their upcoming flick the tourist on a boat earlier today in venice, italy! although i can’t really see angelina and johnny together - you never know what could happen - but brad pitt and vanessa paradis can probably rest easy (maybe with one eye open?) popbytes over & out for tonight … xoxo

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Is Angelina Jolie a maneater?

good morning! although everything appears to be fine with brad pitt and angelina jolie (the couple was at the DGA awards this past weekend - looking more in love than ever) the latest issue of STAR magazine claims she has set her sights on her upcoming co-star johnny depp! soon ms. jolie will be heading to italy (supposedly without brad and the kids) to film the tourist with mr. depp - who’s not married to his long-time partner vanessa paradis but they appear to be a rock solid couple - i highly doubt he’d mess around with angelina - this is just another lame attempt to stir up trouble for brangelina - i’m not buying into this at all! popbytes over & out for now … xoxo

PS what?! reese witherspoon and gerard butler?! who hasn’t he screwed in hollywood?!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s relationship is in full meltdown mode — and Angie’s wasting no time moving on. She has her sights already set firmly on sexy Johnny Depp, her costar in her new movie. The serial seductress plans to snare Johnny, when thy work on The Tourist in romantic Venice, Italy, Star reports in our Feb. 15 issue. She’s already started—with the same wiles she used to lure Brad out of his marriage to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith!

While going over the script, Angie insisted that she needed to meet alone with Johnny at his LA compound to “discuss his acting method,” a friend reveals exclusively to Star. “She’s already spent hours there drinking red wine with Johnny,” the insider tells Star. And when she’s not working her charms on Johnny in person, she’s been bombarding him with flirty e-mails and burning up the phone lines.

Angie has a reputation for falling for her costars. Both of her husbands and Brad were on movies with her when they fell in love. And she has proven she has no boundaries — she stole Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern and Brad from Jen. Now she’s setting a trap for Johnny, who has two children with long-time love Vanessa Paradis. “She goes on and on about how fabulous Johnny is,” reveals the friend. “She’s intense and goes for anything and anyone she wants. She has no limits!” SOURCE

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