Justin Bieber was on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote his new album, Believe, which if you have a teenage daughter, you will be forced to listen on repeat for the entire summer. Stuff like that is why Vicodin and the pool boy’s penis became a thing. Anyway, Justin revealed his new tattoo which he got for the album’s release, Letterman’s first instinct was to pounce on it like a spider monkey before telling Justin not to get too many tattoos, or he will look like the Sistine Chapel. Or as Justin calls it, “The Sixteenth Chapel”. That’s what happens when your stage manager mom home schools you.
If you remember correctly, Jay Leno famously screwed over both Conan O’Brien and David Letterman by yanking the rug of The Tonight Show out from underneath them, despite the fact that he’s easily a worse comedian than both of ‘em. So when Conan went on The Late Show with David Letterman, you knew that eventually they would both start making fun of Jay, they did not disappoint. Actually, all things considered, this is probably the nicest thing either of them could have said about Leno.
Lana Del Rey performed her hit song Video Games on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, which turned out to be way better than her highly criticized, less than stellar performances on SNL a few weeks ago. I’ve been completely obsessed with Lana’s album Born To Die, which dropped this past Tuesday, definitely pick yourself up a copy if you haven’t already, it’s a truly stunning debut!