Links: David Beckham’s tattoo tour
• The Escort Files: Women who’ve played call girls and escorts in film and TV! The Frisky
• Did Scarlett Johansson dump Nate Naylor for an on-again fling with Bradley Cooper? Cele|bitchy
• Leonardo DiCaprio’s brand-new Madame Tussauds wax figure is seriously disturbing! IDLYITW
• Here’s are pictures of Justin Bieber with light blue underwear on the Today Show Rickey
• Surprising confessions from Rielle Hunter’s memoir about her John Edwards affair TresSugar
• Holly Madison said she’s not trying to have a baby with boyfriend Pasquale Rotella Celebslam
• Kim Kardashian probably wishes she could be photographed this way all of the time! OMG Blog
• Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, revealed that he has been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis Yeeeah
• Two ex-male strippers are claiming that Magic Mike is a slap in the face! ICYDK
• Could it be that Chris Brown might become someone’s baby daddy soon? I’m Not Obsessed
• Aubrey O’Day shows us just how much of a classy lady she is while at a pool party Hollywood Tuna
• The sand has run out for Peter Reckell (Bo) on Days of our Lives Seriously? OMG! WTF?
• I don’t think Brazilian top male model Marlon Teixeira can take a bad picture! Oh La La
• Here is teen bride Courtney Stodden’s breathtaking tribute to Marilyn Monroe! Evil Beet
• Whitney Houston hid her drug habit from her friends and family before her death Hollywood Rag
• See a young Ryan Gosling singing and dancing in a Mormon talent show! BuzzFeed
• The Daily Crunch: Azealia Banks, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Rowland, and Lil’ Kim ArjanWrites
• David Beckham was strutting around shirtless as usual following a soccer match! CityRag
David Beckham covers Men’s Health
Since it’s a bit gloomy outside today (at least it is in Los Angeles), here’s something to brighten your day … hottie David Beckham on the latest cover of Men’s Health (March 2012) magazine! Isn’t he just the dreamiest thing around? Plus as an added bonus, I’ve posted the sexy commercial for his new H&M underwear line below just in case you missed it when it aired during the Super Bowl!
Links: Beckham’s hottest six pack moments!
• Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are rumored to be officially engaged! Cele|bitchy
• For Brad Pitt’s 48th birthday, Angelina Jolie bought him a waterfall! IDLYITW
• Mariah Carey’s hubby Nick Cannon was hospitalized for mild kidney failure Rickey
• A human train wreck gave her 7-year-old daughter voucher for liposuction! BuzzFeed
• Lady Gaga and Katy Perry are going to every length to avoid each other! Oh No They Didn’t
• David Hasselhoff has a new breed of crabs named after him? Seriously? OMG! WTF?
• The upcoming Absolutely Fabulous movie will be set on the French Riviera Oh La La
• I still think JWoww needs bigger implants plus paparazzi leftovers! Celebslam
• Demi Moore opens up about abandonment issues in the new Harper’s Bazaar The Frisky
• Many of these celeb tattoos are now gone, but thanks to the web, not forgotten! CityRag
• In honor of David Beckam’s H&M ads, see all his hottest six pack moments! PopSugar
• Is celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe already expecting baby number two? I’m Not Obsessed
• Has Olivier Martinez decided to make Halle Berry his wife? In Case You Didn’t Know
• Paris Hilton speaks fondly of William and Harry while posing half-naked! Socialite Life
• Sinéad O’Connor has reclaimed her husband, calling off her divorce Evil Beet
• I can’t believe the paparazzi still snap pictures of Mischa Barton! Hollywood Tuna
• Who knew that one day the Heathers star would push his own cart? Hollywood Rag
• Mario Lopez proposed to his girlfriend and baby mama, Courtney Mazza Pop On The Pop
• Selah Marley, Lauryn Hill’s daughter, looks just like her mother! Celebrity Smack
• Lady Gaga is being accused of leaving a bathtub filled with blood? Allie Is Wired
• Mo’Nique says her house smells like dog feces, wet dog, and urine! Tabloid Prodigy
• The Daily Crunch: Feist, Madonna, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Pitbull, and Santigold ArjanWrites
Links: David Beckham’s massive package!
• Here is a completely subjective list of the ten hottest chicks of 2011! IDLYITW
• Ashton Kutcher cozied up to a brunette woman during a night out in Athens! PopSugar
• Ricky Martin is getting married to his boyfriend Carlos Gonzalez on January 28th! Rickey
• Hot Dude Alert: Twenty-five sexy photos of Joshua Bowman from Revenge The Frisky
• This is supposedly a pic of Miley Cyrus topless as she changed in some club! Yeeeah
• Lindsay Lohan wants more security, so she won’t have to pay her dealers? Cele|bitchy
• Actress Kirstie Alley has lost one hundred pounds since her peak weight! Oh No They Didn’t
• Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde are doing it now plus paparazzi leftovers! Celebslam
• Angelina Jolie ponders a familiar taste, I wonder what she is thinking? CityRag
• Oh, wait – here are more reasons that Russell Brand dumped Katy Perry! Evil Beet
• David Beckham is sporting a massive package in a new H&M underwear ad! Socialite Life
• What’s better than a really good TV theme song? 15 really good TV theme songs! BuzzFeed
• Jessica Alba flaunts her sexy post-baby body in pink bikini! In Case You Didn’t Know
• David Beckham opts to stay in Los Angeles over playing soccer in Europe! I’m Not Obsessed
• Elton John wants cutie Justin Timberlake to portray him in biopic! Celebrity Smack
• Here’s the always incredible Candice Swanepoel showing off her hotness! Hollywood Tuna
• Isaiah Silva: Frances Bean Cobain’s fiance talks about their relationship Pop On The Pop
• Massive famewhore Kim Kardashian got banged on New Year’s Eve! Hollywood Rag
• Can you guess which actress is a little hairy under the arms? Seriously? OMG! WTF?
• Sean O’Pry and Freja Beha Erichsen for Hugo By Hugo Boss S/S 2012 Oh La La
• The web has been wiped clean of Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman … for now! Allie Is Wired
• The Daily Crunch: La Roux, Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, and Katy Perry! ArjanWrites
Links: Who needs a David Beckham fix?!
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wore full camouflage while playing paintball with Maddox! PopSugar
• Hung actor hottie Thomas Jane reveals his gay prostitution past! In Case You Didn’t Know
• Is actress Jessica Biel looking pregnant, or is it just simply an unflattering outfit? Cele|bitchy
• Some big and shocking spoilers are out for the next few episodes of Glee Rickey
• Sources close to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore say they have no plans to split! Pop On The Pop
• Armani is already releasing Christmas photos of sexy lady Megan Fox! Evil Beet
• See Courtney Stodden (the 17-year-old teen bride) prancing on the beach! Hollywood Rag
• Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed finally got hitched this past weekend! Celebrity Smack
• Top Chef’s Italian hottie Fabio Viviani is now shilling Domino’s new artisan pizzas! Tabloid Prodigy
• Rihanna’s favorite swear word is one of the dirtiest ones around: the c-word! Celebs
• David Beckham looks fantastic on the cover of this month’s WSJ magazine! Socialite Life
• Seventeen things Amanda Knox missed while she was imprisoned over in Italy! BuzzFeed
• Kanye West does not really have a clue about what women actually want to wear! The Frisky
• The Office star Jenna Fischer and husband Lee Kirk welcomed their first child I’m Not Obsessed
• Seth Rogen finally married his long-time girlfriend Lauren Miller! Seriously? OMG! WTF?
• Spencer Pratt is finally doing what he should have done years ago … Yeeeah!
• Shane Warne has confirmed his engagement to actress Elizabeth Hurley! Allie Is Wired
• Karolina Kurkova in Back Damon, a film for Armani by Anna Dello Russo! Oh La La
• Here’s Colombian hottie Shakira shaking her money maker down in Brazil! Hollywood Tuna
• Tom Cruise is seen on the set of his new film One Shot in Pittsburgh last week Caught On Set
• What the hell is going on out there in the celebrity relationship world?! CityRag
• The Daily Crunch: Taylor Swift, Kylie Minogue, Coldplay, and Rihanna! ArjanWrites
David Beckham voted hottest bitch on the planet!
Sure, I posted about David Beckham last week. I have a problem, ok? It seems the rest of the world is equally infatuated, so you’ll just have to deal with a continued onslaught of sweaty shirtless photos of the world’s hottest bitch. A recent poll conducted by LA Fitness named him Male Body of the Year. Becks beat out Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Craig!
I think Becks gives a lot of people hope. I mean really — if this pigeon chested, Micky Mouse voiced ball dribbler can captivate the world, it’s not like the stakes have been set impossibly high. Whatever whacked out body issues we might have, we should all learn to embrace the things that make us unique. Some of us are tall, or short, or wide-set or more narrow boned. Trust me, somebody out there is into it. So stop worrying, freaks!
Click on over to my blog to see who was voted female body of the year. *W*
