OMG! Is it wrong to think David Arquette (40) is cute? There’s something about him that’s so incredibly adorable with his whole ‘I just woke up’ look. He stopped by Bethenny Frankel’s daytime talk show (air date July 5th) and showed off his large new tattoo, too bad he didn’t take his shirt off all the way!
Talk show host Bethenny Frankel chats with actor David Arquette on Thursday, July 5th.
Bethenny: You have a new tattoo?
David: I have several new tattoos. The most recent one is Wonder Woman and it’s a really big one.
Bethenny: Can I see it?
David: I got it, it’s from an old Wonder Woman comic.
Bethenny: Oh my god. It’s like the Old Testament. You’re in good shape. You’re in good shape!
Bethenny picks up money that David dropped on the floor
Bethenny: Wait, oh and $5 dollars. It’s that kind of show.
David: It’s that kind of show…
Bethenny: Next time you bring a $100 when you come, ok?
You know the drill: 12 D-list stars enter but only 1 D-list star leaves with their dignity still intact. Below, I’ve posted the list of celebrities competing on the show, via Huffington Post, as well as the token slots they’ll be filling, because every Dancing With The Stars season follows the same basic casting template:
Ricki Lake - Lovable Formerly-Fat Girl Ron Artest - The Athlete Kristin Cavallari - Reality Star/Whore Chynna Phillips - Singer Your Mom Loves David Arquette - Insane Has-Been/Celebrity Divorcée Carson Kressley - Blonde Gay Nancy Grace - Old, Contemptible Shrew J.R. Martinez - The Heartwarming Old Guy Hope Solo - Sexy Female Athlete No Ane Actually Knows Rob Kardashian - Famewhore Kardashian Elisabetta Canalis - Sexy Female Something No Ane Actually Knows Chaz Bono - Face of a Major Group (i.e., Transfolk)
I’m just going to go ahead and call it now: Ricki Lake is going to take it. That’s my guess anyway. First out I’m guessing will be Nancy Grace because she’s old, bitchy, and moves like a marionette being operated by a raging alcoholic. And David Arquette will be the first to wipe out because he’s a hilarious dumbass. The rest will probably do whatever the fuck they do, although personally, I’m rooting for Chaz Bono. Love that guy.